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Mussolini fights Berlusconi's 'best female bums' with 'micro-pe**s' offensive


May 6, 2011 - London

Benito Mussolini's granddaughter, Alessandra Mussolini, has threatened to fight "sexism" by classifying the micro-penises of male members of parliament.

Mussolini, 48, made the decision to launch a retaliatory campaign against sexist male colleagues in Silvio Berlusconi's ruling party after learning that they were preparing a list of "the best bums in parliament".

She had been approached by PDL (People of Liberty) MP Giancarlo Mazzuca, and asked how she felt about being ranked number five in the list of best (female) behinds.

The list is to appear in Panorama magazine, the weekly news rag owned by Italy's ageing premier.

"I had no idea what he meant," The Independent quoted La Repubblica as reporting Mussolini as telling another MP.

"The fifth ranking person who had proposed the most legislation, maybe? He replied: 'Legislation? I'm talking about bums - and you would be at the number five position'," she revealed.

Mussolini, who was furious, rushed to two of Berlusconi's senior lieutenants and on learning that one appeared to be aware of the list, issued a chilling threat.

"If a single line of this article is published, I promise you I will write an article in L'Espresso with my own classification on how long - or short - the micro-penises are among our male members of parliament," she stated.

A determined Mussolini said she had already started making jokes about the endowment of male PDL parliamentarians, well within earshot.

ANI

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